Location: House of Lamentation / Exterior

Mammon: ...Ugh, I don't believe this. Of all the rotten luck...

Why should I have to look after some human? It's insulting, that's what it is!

That rotten bastard... Does he really think he can scare me into doin' whatever he wants?

Just so we're clear...it's not like I can't say no to Lucifer, okay?!

I only agreed to babysit you because, um... Well you know, because...uh...

Anyway, it doesn't matter! Just don't go thinking that I'm scared of Lucifer or anything! Because I'm not!

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I know that.

...Oh. Okay then, as long as we've got that straight.

Honestly, I really don't care.

WHAT?! Oh, now you're REALLY in for it...!

...Although, come to think of it, I'm surprised you've got the guts to talk to me like that. You're not scared?

I mean, I'm a demon. You do get that, right?

...Hmph. You're one strange human, I'll give ya that.

Sorry, wasn't listening.

HEY, COME ON! Even if you WEREN'T listenin', you could at least pretend like you were!

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...Ugh, whatever. Let's move on.

Location: House of Lamentation / Entrance Hall

This is the House of Lamentation. It's one of the dorms here at RAD.

Well, it's not JUST one of the dorms. It's the dorm reserved for student council members.

Lucifer, Asmo, and the others take every chance they can get to insult me. Callin' me scum, sayin' that I'm a money-grubber and stuff...

...but I'm an officer on the student council, same as them. The elite of the elite, the top of the RAD social pyramid.

In other words, I'm a big shot. A REAL big shot. Like, even regular big shots are impressed by what a big shot I am.

So don't you go thinking that I'm just some ordinary demon. I'm nothing like those other peons walking the halls here.

By the way, Diavolo is even MORE of a big shot. He's so important that he's got his own castle. That's why he doesn't live here with us.

...Anyway, the long and short of it is that us seven brothers all live here together.

Now, it's time I show you to your room...

There's a bulletin board nearby. One of the flyers on it is advertising an opening for a part-time position...

Hey, don't just stand there with your jaw open. Hurry up, or I'm gonna leave ya behind.

If there's something you wanna ask me, you'd best do it now.

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Nope. Nothing in particular.

Hmph...fine then.

What are your hobbies?

Hobbies? Pff, I don't have any.

Wait, how about this: I like taking it easy, laughing, and having fun! That's my hobby!

Eh, though I guess that's more like a "lifestyle" than a hobby, huh?

Wait, I thought of something else. I guess I also like watching Lucifer squirm, like when he's in a bad situation and doesn't know what to do. I dunno though, could you really call that a hobby?

Anyway, I was actually asking if you had questions about life here at the dorm.

I don't get why you wanna talk about me...

I want to know about that job listing.

Huh? If you're curious about that, you can read the flyer on the bulletin board, can't ya?

Go take a look at it yourself later if you want.

Wait, didn't ya get your own D.D.D.? It got that app called ":D JOBS" in there, right?

Why doncha give that a try if ya wanna find a job?

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Now, I'm gonna give you a piece of advice, so listen up.

If you wanna survive even a day here in the Devildom, you'd better listen REAL close to what I'm about to say.

If it ever looks like a demon is about to attack you...

...run away. Either that, or die.

Leviathan: How about this? I vote for YOU to die, Mammon.

Mammon: D'ah...! Levi...