Location: RAD / Student Council Room
Lucifer: Well, you've got that done now, and it seems the idiot has arrived as well.
Mammon: HEY! Just who do you think you are, human? You've got a lotta nerve summoning the Great Mammon!
Listen up, because I'm only gonna say this once. If you value your life, then you'll hand over all of your money now! And anything else of value, too!
Otherwise I'll wipe that stupid, happy-go-lucky look right off of your face...by eatin' you! Startin' at your head and working my way down, until—
Lucifer: Mammon, shut up or I'll punch you!
Mammon: GAH, OWW! Hey, what's the big idea?! I thought you were actually gonna give me a chance to shut up before punching me!
Satan: MC, Mammon here is the Avatar of Greed. He governs and oversees all forms of it.
Whenever he takes a liking to someone, they suddenly find themselves awash in money.
But from what I hear, if he decides to break it off with someone, that wealth evaporates. They're left without a Grimm to their name.
Asmodeus: And he's also a masochist. That part's important.
Lucifer: Indeed. And it just so happens I have a job for my masochist of a brother.
Mammon: Y'all, stop telling lies! I ain't asked for that punch, and I AIN'T a masochist!
Lucifer: Mammon, you are going to be in charge of seeing to this human's needs during the whole exchange.
I expect your full cooperation.
Mammon: What?! Why me?!
Asmodeus: Aww, lucky you, Mammon! I'm so jealous...
Mammon: All right, then why don't YOU do it, Asmodeus?!
Asmodeus: What? Hell no, too lazy.
Mammon: I thought you said you were jealous of me?!
Satan: Just give up, Mammon. There's no getting out of this.
You know you can't refuse a direct command from Lucifer, correct?
Mammon: But why does it have to be me?! What about Beel. Why can't he do it?!
Asmodeus: This isn't a job we can entrust to Beel. We might as well ask him to eat this human.
Beelzebub: Mm, yeah. I can't promise I wouldn't.
Mammon: You're useless, you know that?!
Lucifer: ...Mammon?
Mammon: ...Wh-What?
Lucifer: Surely you're not going to tell me that you object to this arrangement, are you?
Mammon: ...!
Ugh...I hate you guys! Every last one of ya!
Fine...FINE! I'll do it, okay?!
All right, human, listen up.
As much as I don't want to look after you, I've got no choice. It's a huge pain in the ass, and I'm too important for this kind of thing, but Lucifer told me to do it, so I will.
But in return, you better make sure you don't cause me any trouble, got it?!
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All right, deal.
Good, that's what I want to hear. As long as you do as I say, we won't have any problems.
Just be sure you don't forget which one of us is the boss here.
Uh-uh, I won't go along with this!
Are you deaf, human? Or are you just that much of an idiot?
Here in the Devildom, Lord Diavolo's word is law, and so is Lucifer's. And don't you forget it.
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Hello? Earth to human? Seriously, what's wrong with this one...?
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Lucifer: We have decided who will take care of you, so on to the next subject: your tasks.
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Tasks?
Will I get tests?
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Good question...
Your task is to polish up your soul nicely and to acquire the power to resist demons.
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My soul?
It's okay to resist?
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Demons like humans with nice souls.
Let me put it another way. Nice souls look like shiny jewels. Do you understand now?
Demons will use their wisdom and abilities to tempt the humans so they can get their hands on their souls.
Other demons at RAD also have tasks assigned to them just like you.
In other words, either humans will be tempted by demons, or demons will lose against the shiny and noble soul of a human and make a run for it.
You could say it is an experiment to find out who will win.
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What happens if I win?
Let's see...I will prepare some rewards to make sure you give it your all.
What happens if I lose?
There is no penalty set. Would you like me to think of one?
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There, there, don't give me that look.
Don't take it so seriously. You won't have to do those tasks on your own.
After all, you don't have any magic in you unlike the other exchange student from the human world...
...so my brothers and I will lend our power to you and you alone.
To see is to believe, so why don't you go ahead and give those tasks a try, MC?