Location: House of Lamentation / Entrance Hall
Leviathan: How about this? I vote for YOU to die, Mammon.
Mammon: D'ah...! Levi...
...Uh, l-listen up, human! This here is Leviathan, the Avatar of Envy. He's the third oldest of us brothers.
Since his name's sorta hard to say, you can just call him Levi! Okay then, let's move on.
Leviathan: Mammon, give me back my money. Then go crawl in a hole and die.
Mammon: Come on, I told you I'd get it to you! I just need a little more time. ...And you still want me to die even after I give it back? That's real harsh, Levi!
Leviathan: You need a little more time? How much more?
Mammon: A little more, okay?! A little more means a little more!
Leviathan: You've been telling me that for the last 200 years, Mammon.
Mammon: Hey, no! It hasn't been 200 years! It's been 260! Get it right, Levi!
Leviathan: Unbelievable. Seriously Mammon, you're—
Mammon: I'm what? Scum? Is that what you're gonna say?
Leviathan: —you're a lowlife and a waste of space.
Mammon: Hey! Come on, that's even worse!
Leviathan: Whatever... Just give me back my money.
I need it to buy the Blu-ray box set of Journey to the Devildom: The Tale of a Little She-Devil and Her Reluctant Companion.
The initial round of copies includes promotional tickets to a live event as a special bonus.
Mammon: I've got no idea what you're even talking about, Levi, but it doesn't matter! Because I don't even have any money to give you. How am I supposed to give back money I don't have, huh?!
Leviathan: So then, you're telling me you refuse to pay me back?
Mammon: ...What? You looking for a fight, is that it?
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Defend Mammon.
Leviathan: What's the deal with this human you've got here with you?
Are they your newest sponsor or something?
Mammon: Wha...no! I'd need someone rich enough to support me. Don't be crazy.
Though now that I think about it... Levi, I'm pretty sure this one likes to collect the same stuff that you do. I bet you'd kill to have some of the stuff in MC's collection.
You know what I'm talking about...those doll things you always buy. What do you call 'em again?
Leviathan: Figurines.
Mammon: Yeah, those!
Leviathan: So, you also collect figurines?
Which ones? Ooh, do you have any of the main characters from Battle Princess Brigade? Or Girls Only, or Diamond Dust?
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Yep. I do, actually.
OH, NO WAY! NO WAAAAY...! You're SO lucky! Ugh, the human world sounds AMAZING! I'm sooooo jealous!
Nope.
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Sorry, I don't follow you.
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...Hold on a second!
You've gotta be kidding me...! That ass Mammon ran off![1]
So then, you actually are a lowlife, Mammon?
Mammon: Hey! Don't call me a lowlife!
Don't say anything. Just watch and wait.
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Listen, human. You remember my advice from before about what to do when demons attack? Well, you're about to witness that for real. So...
...time for you to die, because if it's either you or me, it ain't gonna be me!
Leviathan: Hold on. I thought your advice was to either run away or—
...Wh...dammit, Mammon! That ass...he ran off...!
Do you realize what just happened? Mammon used you as a distraction to get away from me. ...Or maybe I should say he used you as a sacrifice.
I'll admit that Mammon is one of the scummiest scumbags you'll ever meet...a total lowlife. But still, that was pretty dumb of you letting him use you like that.
*sigh* This is EXACTLY why humans are—
...Wait a second. Humans...yes, that's it... Suddenly, I've got an idea.
Listen, are you free right now? Of course you are. You've gotta be, right?
You know what? Never mind. Either way, you're coming with me.
—— Chat from Mammon ——
Mammon: Heya, I suddenly remembered I have some business I gotta take care of. So, if ya need something, just ask Levi.
Oh, and just to make sure... Don't go around tellin' stuff to Lucifer, ya got that?
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