Location: House of Lamentation / Common Room

Asmodeus: I've always wanted to try on a butler's suit!

Leviathan: Ruri-chan's maid outfit would have been better...

Belphegor: Ew. No one wants to see you in a maid outfit, Levi.

Satan: Beel, don't eat your tie.

Beelzebub: The color looked tasty. I couldn't help myself.

Mammon: I wonder how much this suit'd go for...

They look good on you!

Belphegor: I would hope so.

Asmodeus: I'm sure it would look way better if we could show some more skin, though.

A suit will make anyone look good.

Satan: It would be awfully hard to call ourselves butlers without one.

Mammon: Why do I have to wear clothes that Lucifer picked out?! This is STUPID!

Location: House of Lamentation / Staircase

Barbatos: ...I see. You would have me give a lesson on being a butler?

Lucifer: Please.

Barbatos: But you see, I am a very busy man.

Lucifer: Then allow me to name my price: the highest quality tea leaves in the Devildom.

Barbatos: You never fail to disappoint, Lucifer.[1] You have my service.

Location: House of Lamentation / Dining Room

Barbatos: ...You are to be on time and have the entire schedule of the Master memorized, ready to act on a moment's notice.

Mammon: *snore*

Satan: Mammon, stop leaning on me. And wake up. You're heavy.

Mammon: Hm...but Satan—

Barbatos: You two, quiet!

Mammon: Eeeek!

Belphegor: What was that?

Beelzebub: A pen. It's stuck in Mammon's forehead.

Asmodeus: Barbatos threw that? Scary stuff!

Leviathan: Butlers are awesome...!

  1. Obviously what was meant here was "you never disappoint" or "you never fail to convince" or something along those lines. It is funnier this way, though, thank you Solmare.