Location: House of Lamentation / Kitchen

Asmodeus: I told you, I'll take it.

Mammon: No way! This one's all Mammon's!

Beelzebub: Stop fighting, both of you!

What happened?

Beelzebub: MC—I mean, Master.

Asmo and Mammon are fighting over which one of them will be bringing you your tea.

Asmodeus: I would be more than happy to do it. Master will be just as happy knowing that a perfectly manicured servant such as myself is the one delivering the tea.

Mammon: You're drivin' me up the wall with all that beauty talk, Asmo! Besides, pretty boys are out, and bad boys are in!

Asmodeus: Bad boy? Is that why you were dropped on your head as a kid? Is that why you're so dumb? Poor thing...

Mammon: You're one to talk, ya ditzy buffoon!

Asmodeus: Money-grubbing freeloader!

Beelzebub: I told you to sto—

...

Asmodeus: Uh-oh...all of the tea got on Beel...

Mammon: It's because ya wouldn't let go of the pot!

Asmodeus: You should've stopped pulling on it like a selfish child!

Beelzebub: Asmo...Mammon...

Knock it off!

Mammon: AAAAAH!

Asmodeus: AAAAAH!¹